dark-seductress-midna:

 

She grinned, tugging him into her room. “It’s been a long day, you must be exhausted, how about we bathe?” She led him into another room where a large bath stood, full of steaming water, she stripped off her robe,

"Well are you going to join or not?"

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Konoha just stared at her as she stripped and jerked his head back up when she spoke, “…… uh…… y-yeah hold on…” he quickly strips himself and walks into the water

tags: nsfw +
"Okay i'll go to pick out a costume later, were you able to find a costume yet Konoha-kun?"

"Yes I did!…… it uh… took a while…… but I got one……"

tags: shichishi-chii +
Ibuki’s disappointed in you Konoha-chan.

"Why?…… what did I do?……"

tags: ibukvlt +
"Is Konoha-chan a rock star?!"

"………… um…… no?……"

tags: ibukvlt +
have you ever got it up the butt
Anonymous

"………………………… what?…"

tags: Anonymous +
Are you a virgin? o.o (idk weirdest thing I could think of on a short notice XD)

"…… a what?……"

tags: love-the-patato-gurl +
» Ask my character the weirdest thing you can think of.

rp-ask-box-memes:

Submitted by: Anonymous

» kill your curiosity
1. Last kiss
A few months ago
2. Last phone call
Yesterday
3. Last text message
A few minutes ago
4. Last song you listened to
"I hate everyone"
5. Last time you cried
A few years ago
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice
No
7. Been cheated on
No
8. Self harmed
No
9. Lost someone special
No
10. Been depressed
Every day
11. Been drunk and threw up
Yes
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
12. had sex
No
13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
None
15. Made a new friend
Yes
17. Laughed until you cried
Yes
18. Met someone who changed you
My kouhai
19. Found out who your true friends were
No, I've always known
20. Found out someone was talking about you
No
26. What did you do for your last Birthday
Went to Genghis Grill
27. What time did you wake up today
11: 30
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
.hack being rereleased
30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
About 2 weeks ago
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
The past
32. What are you listening to right now
Colbert Report
33. When is the last time you had sex?
Never
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
Nobody
35. Most visited webpage
Tumblr
36. Favorite colour
Black
37. Nicknames
None
38. Relationship Status
Single as usual
39. Zodiac sign
Aries
40. Male or female
Male
43. High school/college
Forsyth Tech
44. Eye color
Brown
46. Height
5'10
47. Do you have a crush on someone
Kind of
48. What do you like about yourself
My mind
49. Piercings
None
50. Tattoos
None (but there is one I want....)
51. Righty or lefty
Right
FIRSTS:
53. First piercing
None
54. First best friend
My friend of 23 years, he lives in another state
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating
Ruffles chips
60. Drinking
Nothing
61. I'm about to
Play video games
63. Waiting for
Nothing
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids?
Don't know
65. Get married?
Don't know
66. Career
CSI
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes
Eyes
68. Hugs or kisses
Hugs
69. Shorter or taller
Doesn't matter
70. Older or Younger
Younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous
Either
72. Nice stomach or nice arms
Stomach
73. Sensitive or loud
Sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship
Either
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger
No
77. Drank hard liquor
That's the only thing I drink
78. Lost glasses/contacts
No
79. Had sex
No
80. Broken someone's heart
Don't think so
82. Been arrested
No
83. Turned someone down
No
84. Cried when someone died
No
85. Fallen for a friend
Yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself
No
87. Miracles
Yes
88. Love at first sight
Yes
89. Heaven
No
90. Santa Clause
No
91. Kiss on the first date
Yes
92. Angels
No
93. How would you label yourself?
As a nihilist
94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
I don't pray
95. Did you sing today
No
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
The beginning of time
98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
An escape from it all
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
No
100. Do you like the way you look?
Yes
Actually ask me something. Anon or not.

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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ohyeahcourtoon:

Hello. This is Lion.